11.11.07

Hollywood Writers’ Strike Draws Politicians’ Attention

Maybe it’s because if Los Angeles were a state it would be the 4th largest economy in the nation.

Or maybe it’s because the entertainment business generates more than $30 billion annually.

Anyway here they come, politicians to the rescue of Hollywood’s writers’ strike.

Former movie star and current California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, former labor negotiator and current L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, and former president and current Hillary stumper Bill Clinton have all offered their services as mediators. Even Jesse Jackson is here cheerleading the picketers and posing for the press.

The governor seems poised to jump in like an action hero, the mayor has already met with reps from both sides, rumors are rampant that Hillary would like Bill to take a trip to the Left Coast and Jesse has the pompoms at the ready.

The problem is that the writers don’t trust Arnold because he’s been chummy with studio execs, the execs don’t trust Villaraigosa because he used to work for unions, no one believes Clinton is going to leave the Hillary campaign when it’s in trouble and Jesse just continues to float from one activist photo-op to another.

One exec described the writers’ decision to strike as having “declared war.” The writers want a bigger share of DVDs and a piece of the Internet and cell phones. The studios say that the revenue from new technology is an unknown speculative projection, and therefore they can’t lock in on a percentage.

A simple solution would be to give the writers a share when the revenue reaches a specified level. If both sides could conceptually agree, it would be the start of talks that could lead to a resolution, and thankfully, more to watch than reruns and reality shows.

Come to think of it, Hollywood really needs someone to settle the strike who’s apolitical, able to communicate in monosyllables and is experienced in bringing emotionally charged sides together. Sounds like a job for Dr. Phil.

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